sorostitute? no.

soooo I just had this conversation:
pete: fanpop?
me: what?
me: YOU GOOGLED ME
me: you're so creepy


which led me to google my real name, which led to this:
The final proof that I was in a sorority. Check out my name on this membership list!
(I guess this also constitutes proof I went to cornell!) And, to back that up, I dug up some old sorority pictures, just for you. (I will warn you, I was much skinnier then)(also, significantly less tattoos.)


Cornell used the above picture in an anti-binge drinking campaign...

never trust men with a bud ice light sign who give you mich ultra. Ever.

look at my long hair! spring formal

I have a von Drunk hat that my boyfriend never let me wear out
beer pong CHAMPS.

ta-da!

Dear Iraq:

Well... the next million years of my life seem to be planned out. Okay, that's not true. But until December, yes, those months are planned.

Here is my school schedule for the summer:
(it may help to imagine this as a chart)
English: mon/wed 6-8:15pm
Bio 101: t/th 6-8:15pm
Bio 101 lab: t/th 8:30-10:30pm

Here is my school schedule for the fall:
(again, the chart. it may help.)
Spanish: m/w 7:30-8:50pm
Math: t/th 4-5:55pm
Geography: t 6:30-9:30 (that's right, that's for you thor)
Cultural Anthropology: th 6-8:50pm

perfect, yes? and I will be working friday and saturday 4:30-11+ and sunday 4:30-10+
so essentially, if you need me before 3pm I will be asleep. so you can't have me.

Um, things between Michael and I have utterly disintegrated to the point where we can't even be around each other without killing each other. Or, trying to. That sucks. So, he's actively looking for an apartment to move to.
I am really going to miss Trotsky. He and I have had the exact opposite relationship curve as Michael and I and I regret that I can no longer be his mommy.

I'm sorry I haven't been posting any real pictures, I promise I will soon.

Also, Thor, I am sending your package very soon.

hearts and stars for all.

(the fucking champs CD out on the 24th. be there or be square)