Dear John Joyce:

Yeah! Today I got the lip piercing I've been going back and forth about for a while now. I will post a picture as soon as I have one.
Anyway, it was easy and feels great now. I'm sure it will start bothering me eventually, but it's been almost three hours and not a lot is happening.
I always get so nervous about piercings, I don't know why. I started getting nervous today, and John was like, "hey, remember that thing we did on your arm? Or how about your nostril piercings." And I'm like, yeah okay. But I'm still scared of needles. But, it felt good as always and having some metal in my mouth for the first time is awesome.
Also, gave myself my fun summer hair cut today. It looks good. needs a bit of retouching. It's so cute, though, so I'm still struggling with whether or not I should bleach any of it.
Went to the mall to visit CMC today... briefly.
This is such a strange and awkward situation that I'm getting myself into and I'm right now trying to decide if I'm still involved because I like him, or because I like to figure stuff out and that that is more interesting than the actual person/relationship.
Here's the optimal man/lady: (paraphrased from a conversation with P.Hill)
Must like animals, children, and the idea of getting married...
Must be ideologically in line with me, because I find arguing about moral or theoretical standpoints boring. However, I do enjoying talking about issues in an agreeable way.
Would optimally be passionate about body modification, at the very least have and love tattoos.
Enjoy, and not be ashamed by my "disabilities"
Not ascribe to the typical ideas about success or achievement.
If it is a man, would be open and willing to grow a beard. Also, interesting facial hair arrangements, on my whims.
Must love food and cook well.
Is interested in moving to the country, going off the grid, raising our children as wood nymphs, and "owning" an organic farm.
Never raises the "mac vs. PC" argument, because clearly recognizes the superiority of macs. Also, Volkswagens.
Ok. I looked up the ACTUAL chat P.Hill and I had (cause I'm that much of a nerd... that's right, they're logged. Think about that)
so, I quote:
P.Hill: what are you looking for exactly?
Me: um, someone with good teeth, eyes that are not too close together, willingness to grow a beard but also to trim it. I would prefer that he had a child over one, but no baby mama drama.
can cook, may have the whimsical idea that he wants to move into the country and start an organic farm.
can in now way have any conservative tendencies at all
including any silly ideas about monogamy
must never say anything cliche.


I'm glad I'm not on a bus, singing anything.

I am hungry.

Love you.

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Staying with Brenna and Danielle is still awesome. Last night there was a super sweet awesome Merit show, where they played the entire Blue album. I sang the whole CD also. It was Hans' birthday and he showed up.
I have to stop being a nerd.
Look at how cute this little mouse is.

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So much has happened in very few days, and I haven’t blogged about ANY of it. Sunday: I worked. I went to the Magnetic Pull/Camp Camp show at Ohm, which was an adventure. I received two toy aeroplane devices that I think I left on the table. I met a man who lives above Caleb Micah Coy and he had been electrocuted! That was exciting. He had to go home early, though, because his skull hurt and maybe the aliens were speaking to him through his newly found electromagnetic field? I made the second part up, but it can’t be far from the truth. I also made up with Pete K. by giving him his very favorite alarm clock back, which I had Brandon wrap up for me. For this reason: I felt like Brandon would be a bad wrapper and also have something funny to write on it. He wrote on one side: See other side. And on the other side? “Here’s your clock. See you around.” Which was hilarious at the time. The wrapping job was also horrible. If you wonder why I’ve written that word so many times, it’s because I’m amused by it sounding like “rapping” and it’s funny to think about Brandon rapping while wrapping an alarm clock.
So after that I went back to Danielle and Brenna’s, where I am staying for the time being, until Michael Harrington can move out. I still go back to my apartment a few hours a day, but I can’t deal with the at night drink-a-thon, which always ends with me getting yelled at and placating one Michael Harrington. Done, Next.
I didn’t sleep well, and met up with said CMC for half price sushi, which was a very strange and awkward situation. Very hilarious. Went to Sound Garden after that and demonstrated my inability to use my words and also that we have opposite tastes in music (and comic books). Came back here after a shower and watched Metalacalypse with Brenna.
I can’t really remember what else happened on Monday. Oh! I went out to dinner with Michael which was okay. Spinach dip and cheeseburgers. No amount of estrangement can ruin that. Went home and fed the left overs to the humanimals and then came back here and watched 20 greatest Metal Bands countdown on VH1 classic. Also, a bit of Spinal Tap.
Overall, a metal day.
Yesterday, I went home around noon, napped and watched a little CSI:. Michael and I went to Brueggars. Went to Wegmans and bought some more cheese, some shampoo, two new toothbrushes. Purell, and lotion. (aren’t you excited??). went to sociology but skipped Biology to meet Margret at a Wine Tasting at Al’s (the other underground night scene says Alto Cinco Late Nite: buggers I say). Had a little wine and then went to the Dinosaur, where Margret had never been. Had fried green tomatoes for the fist time (highly recommended) and pork sandwich platter. We rolled ourselves back here and watched some cable television (including a ninja mythbusters, which margret declared the nerdiest thing ever, and I loved). I then went to CMCs to watch some James Bond movie which I hated but whatever..
This morning Liz L. woke me up and I just got to walk into the kitchen and ask Megan something! It was awesome. Then Brenna made delicious breakfast and then I went home to shower and see everyone and came back here and tried to study while Brenna practices the Blue album for the show on Saturday (which is going to be awesome). We are going to buy some shoes shortly.

ooooh digestion

I thought I'd take a minor break from the horrendously boring digestive system (after I ate some delicious nachos.... you know, hands on learning), have a beer, and write a blog. And then maybe enter some poetry in the the other blog perhaps?

So, last night was Liz's birthday party at Ohm, which was fun. I came in and Sam was there, excited to see me. I'm getting more used to him, I actually do like him. I just have a very hard time understanding him.

Also, Caleb came down, which was at first, incredibly awkward. I have had like, a mini crush on him for EVER. Since literally the day I moved in to 226 Miles Ave. I am so surprised after all the weird shit I said/did to/around him he was still willing to meet up with us. It did get better though and we had fun.

Haha, afterwards, Liz and Margret gave me a big lecture on how he was very handsome and incredibly nice and that I should, under no circumstances, mess up the chance to hang out with him. Margret said that if I did mess it up, she would still talk to me but be disappointed. Ah well.

Oh, also, the drunk neurologist read my palm, and was incredibly accurate about a lot of my personality traits... she also said that I would live an exceptionally long and healthy life. Goddamnit.

I have to go get groceries and really hope that Wegmans will not only accept my check but also let me write it for over so I can have cash for tonight! I also think I'm going to pick up some bleach and do some hair bleaching... and put some red and purple in it?
My hair is such an incredible awkward length and I really want to do something but I CAN NOT cut it. I have to let it grow. So, bleach it is.